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carr-brain-fart-debunked	The Defense of Computers, the Internet and Our Brains - Bits Blog - NYTimes.com
porn-for-the-masses	Free porn for the masses
1st-noindex-robots-txt	Noindex: The undocumented robots.txt crawler + indexer directive from Google
save-the-trailing-slash	Thou shalt not steal the trailing slash from my URIs, dumbass!
googfbprv	Where are the independent voices with power promoting standards and privacy that have impact at large companies who own our data? \| Buzz by Louis Gray
egox	ME-ME-ME-Ego-Search example: sebastianx

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